worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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