Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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