No, you can still breathe under the balls.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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