we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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