Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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