Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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