Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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