ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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