Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard