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• (248): View more from Michigan

  no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I've decided to bang my pen-pal.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.

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• (925): View more from California

  just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with

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  Atleast he is letting you know he will be late

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.

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  Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.

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