I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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