drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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