I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
this boner is exhausting
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
