Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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