He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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