Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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