you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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