the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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