dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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