i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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