Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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