Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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