what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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