She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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