i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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