Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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