where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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