Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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