Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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