This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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