i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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