So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
