You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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