Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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