He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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