none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
P.S. I can't hear my feet
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
