In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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