I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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