Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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