i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's no shave November. This is our time.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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