Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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