I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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