I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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