who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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