whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Two words: blizzard sex
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm always down for nudity.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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