best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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