there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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