But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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