i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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