So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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