just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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