Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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