I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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