I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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