I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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