is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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