i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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