marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The best revenge is premature balding
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
